Now if for some reason you are under the impression that something cannot contain Beef but still be considered real food (psycho...) we find ourselves lacking another staple food source: Milk. This means no chocolate milk (sad deprived children) and far more importantly, no Cheese. No cheese means no Pizza (Student Classic, plus no job for JV and a starving triangle), fondue (Alpine Skiing Classic), cream cheese (making bagels worthless), cheese and crackers, cheese in a can, any other cheese based snack from kraft (there are hundreds), rather uninteresting pasta and sandwiches, and essentially denies us all italian cooking ever made.
And we owe it all to the Cow...I won't even get started on Leather products and pop culture (Cowboys). Long story short, the Hindus have it right. Yay Cows, you rock!
And now for some lovely photos:
Bovine Pride:

Lovely Sensuous Lady Cows:

And who could forget, Cow Parade!
5 comments:
How can the Hindus "rock" if you love beef as you claim to? They WORSHIP the divine bovines, they do not eat them.
Oh...oops. I thought they did both, like how the Native Americans worshipped nature and animal spirits, thankful for what they provided, and silmuntanously hunted them.
Cows (especially purple ones) suck. Cheese comes from goats, we'd deal.
dude, every one knows Cow cheese > goat cheese...that stuff is nasty.
I dunno, I'd take a cuddly purple cow over some haughty aristocrat any day ; )
Uh oh JV! Snap!!!
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