Fucking Women's College. Correction: Not Fucking Anyone Because of Women's College.

NB: The women's college I go to is in close proximity to another (incredibly inferior) one. Let's call my school VW (Vagina World) and that school WIWVW (Wishes It Was Vagina World).



Juicy: "Wait, I thought it was WIWVW to bed and VW to wed?"


Friend: "Oh No, it's VW to bed WIWVW to wed."


Juicy: "Really?" [This has since been confirmed by the internet]


Friend: "Oh yeah, we're the FUN ones. Do you see the Harvard Squash team going to WIWVW to get body parts signed there? No."


Juicy: "Good point..."




A Little History:

Apparently, the expression has its origins back in the 50s as a saying used by Harvard boys to tell us apart: that VW girls were more likely to go skinny dipping and match you shot for shot while WIWVW girls wore collared shirts, played tennis, and were the kind of girls you could take home to mom. Having reflected on the origins of this stereotype for about, oh, half a minute, I am now totally OK with this....(Still working on the whole 'Militant Lesbian' thing though)




Indeed, Efforts must be doubled.