Do you NOT want to go to college?
Are you content with going to technical school?
Do you prefer pimping over politics?
Do you desperatley need money?
Then I have the solution for you!!!
This is how it works: my future company will PAY ANYBODY standard registration fee (plus extra!) to take any standardized test of their choice! Dont want to sit there for three hours? You dont have too! just go through the test quickly, and purposefully fill out as many wrong answers as you can find. once you are done, feel free to doze off or read a book. its that simple!
Why am I doing this you ask? the truth is, im doing us all a favor! See, most standardized tests are graded on a national bell curve. by purposefully steepening the bell curve, not only will the test get easier, but higher grades will be distributed to the students that actually try because of how they compare to other students in the nation. In short- if you dont NEED a good SAT score, why have one when it could go to a better purpose? If you dont want to try, then dont! Slack Off! and now, we'll even pay you to do it! its really that simple!
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thats ok! by encouraging your slacker friends to participate in this program, your score is only getting better!
(genius, isn't it?)
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