Monday, July 03, 2006

Money Problem?

OK, I would just like to preface this post by saying that all my life I have tried to be a good member of society. I always felt sort of guilty for being really wealthy, and gave lots of money to charities. I would often feel disgusted when I thought about how Paris Hilton's shoe closet could probabaly support a starving 3rd world country for a week, or how the slightest unnecessary luxury of many wealthy people could feed hundreds of starving people for a year. I used to want to get a college degree so I could really help balance out the world (and essentially, I still do) But then, I went to the Hamptons....

In the Hamptons, there are docks, and on the docks, there are the most beautiful yachts you have ever seen. I'm not kidding. Streamlined, four floors, tons of beautiful recessed lighting adorning decks with chic cocktail parties being served by their own private bartenders and chefs, excercise bikes, big screen flat panel TVs with surround sound, several jet skis per vehicle. These things were fucking SEXY. That is really the only word that describes the feeling you get when looking at them, aside from the soreness of your gaping jaw.

...and that my friends, is the scary thing about, well, things. they are so alluring, its easy to lose track of the bigger picture, even though so much more productive things could be done with the money. And what is luxury anyway? Everyone had the same Model T ford, and was perfectly happy with it, until GM decided to make cars with different 'luxury features' (which were probably essentialy not too major and were just a result of overproduction) at different prices. Why did we do that? why, so many years ago even before that, did someone decide they had to have something to make themself seem more distinguished than the rest of society? is it human nature or human evil? and when it comes to capitalism, do we really need the reward of
"things" in order to do our best work? sure, not if everyone has a job they love, but then again, who's going to pick your fruit and sew your clothes? (because lets face it, the US is wayyy to evolved to return to a perfect indian society at this point, no matter what Chuck P says-or is it?)
Will we ever live in a perfect society where everyone has what they need, or have we already fucked ourselves over too much with our sexy yachts?


Here's an idea: What if we forced people to stop making luxury products all together, and then managed to take away all the ones that already existed? we could sell these products to the government either for everybody's use, or to melt down into more useful products. With the profits of selling all these items, we could repay the vendors who make their living off of creating them, and at least give them sometime to find another job. Could we really balance things out? (obviously it is impossible to just take away everyones stuff, but what if luxury items became so rare, that when people saw them it would be obvious that someone had cheated somehow, and instead of envy, they were filled with a feeling of disgust for that persons need to take away from everyone else?) And the most important question of all: Am I becoming a communist?!?!?

I know, I know, lots of questions not enough answers, but at least they're worth asking (even if you're not making a profit) : )

4 comments:

OSK said...

Yes, and while we're at it let's all go communist and return to the prehistoric days of rubbing sticks together to make fire. Progress is inevitable and beneficial. Luxury and welath are not evil as long as you acknowledge the less fortunate and help them the best you can.

Juicy said...

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST INDIANS?!?!

god...you and gavrich. besides, i already acknowledged it's pretty impossible to return to that sort of state. Plus, if you're really helping the poor as best you can, why do you have a yacht?

gbz said...

theres one thing preventing you from removing luxury items: the free market. theres a market for luxury items and therefore someone will find a way to make and sell them.

Juicy said...

that's the impossible plan: remove the luxury items market all together, and make them available to the public to share or melt them down for better use. if any profit was made from this transaction, then it would go to those who make a living off of selling luxury products, so they could find new work. any privately owned luxury items would be rare, and when seen, people would not be envious of them because it would only represent that the person had cheated everyone else out to get it.

i know i know...total communist utopia, would never happen, but worth a shot...