Just incase y'all were starting to think that college was actually helping me improve at life...
Thursday Evening
5pm- Juicy goes to extra credit chem lecture, and runs into professor.
Juicy: Oh, and our take home quiz is due monday, right?
Prof: No, it's due tomorrow
Juicy: Oh...wow....that was fortuitous....
12:30 am- Juicy actually starts take home quiz (blame this massive procrastination on canoes, full on nudity, school-sponsored mud wrestling, the Red Sox, and a spontaneous conversation that lasted over 2 hours)
1 am-friend calls, Juicy is distracted
2 am- Juicy decides she is too tired too work, and will do this tomorrow morning
Friday Morning:
6:30 am - Juicy's alarm goes off
6:40 am- Juicy's absent roomate's alarm BLARES, forcing her to really wake up, get out of bed, and shut it off.
7 am- Juicy still somehow manages to fall back asleep
7:15 am- the time Juicy told herself she would originally start working
8:15 am- the time juicy actually started working
9 am- the time her class starts.
10:10 am- juicy BSs the last section enough to make it look like she finished the quiz.
10:11 am- Juicy thinks "hmm...it's a good thing I started going to the gym again yesterday" as she, in a great feat of athleticism, SPRINTS down the street to class, covering a 20 minute walk in under ten minutes. (all the while still wearing bright pink pajama pants, a sweatshirt, and the quickest shoes she could find: cutsie brown flats)
10:20 am-(the end of class) Juicy comes to class, turns in her quiz with another clump of students up there, and leaves.
Happy weekend everybody.
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Uhh...why?
why what?
Why the epic feats of procrastination?
I told you: canoes, full on nudity, school-sponsored mud wrestling, the Red Sox, and a spontaneous conversation that lasted over 2 hours
Nudity and mud wrestling would ditract me too. "Luckily", there's none to be found here. Just Red Sox.
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